Closing shift.

I’m listening to Crown the Empire’s new album while getting ready for work, along with drinking a warm burr. The universe knows I need it to deal with customer’s stupidity -.-



the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via trust)

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

(via bl-ossomed)

nothing has ever described my thoughts more accurately

(via whorders)

(Source: jessielou24, via glorioushack)


*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via trust)


You cannot be racist to white people

just like you can’t fire your boss

because you don’t have that power

(via glorioushack)